Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi...! |
Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!
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Santa apni girl friend ko I luv you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love. |
SARDAR: Aaj mein ne paani ko ullu banaya
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.
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Agent: What is your father's name in english?
Santa: Beautiful red underwear
Agent: R u joking?
Santa: No, my father's name is Sunder Lal Chadda |
Sardar in Mysore palace,
Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there, it is Tippu Sultan's chair
Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes
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Santa: mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti hai?
Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer? |
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai |
