To,
The A.C.P,
Police station
Respected Sir,
As my friend forgot to SMS me,I kindly request u to take action against him & encounter His USELESS mobile ! |
Definition of a Nurse:
A young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places n holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal! |
| U'r very special for me. I'm very concerned about u'r safety. But I can't be with u always.
So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another! |
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well,
Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well. |
We WIN and LOSE things everyday.
But trust me on one thing:
You will NEVER lose ME!
I will ALWAY§ be thr.
To eat ùr head!
(",)
.JL. |
3 WAYS TO BRAKE A MIRROR
1) Drop Down The Mirror
2) Throw A Stone On The Mirror
3) You Go in Front Of The Mirror & Just Smile...
|
Roses R Red Violets R Blue
Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo
Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too
Not In a cage But Laughing At you
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| If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used. |
| Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT! |
| I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Dad says "Love Animals"! |
